i got pulled over yesterday going 30mph over the speed limit (75 in a 45, flying by cars stopped at the red light in the lane that was ending, as the light turned green) and did not get a ticket. i have a couple tickets on my record too. i have no fucking idea how this happened. i didn’t try to bullshit him either, i was only honest/apologetic/didn’t make excuses.

also i took a nap during my root canal this morning, complete with a blanket (i told them i was cold). lol